Sorry I been away from my blog baby but I've decided to create a new blog title "The Critic". And yes! I finally figured the link thing out! Praise Oprah!
So earlier this morning Sasha aka Beyoce released 'Halo' and 'Diva' apon the world.
Halo
I have never bought a Beyonce album so I didn't start this time around either (pause ofr reaction). But I've heard so many accolades about this song so I had to view the video. And it is idyllic.I will say this, in the video I see Beyonce circa early 2000 when she was on that episode 'Smart Guy'. She appearded so sweet, kind and down to Earth. Sasha was no where on this video, and it was glamorous.Beyonce has come along way since then but being in love works for her.
Diva
There go Sasha! No doubt this song is tab bit arrogant and pompous but don't act like you haven't already picked out the line of the song that will be your headline on Myspace (mine is 'no passengers on my plane, just felt like sharing).
When will these "Crank that..." dances stop? Let's see there's crank that superman, crank that homeless man, crank that Ricky bobby, crank that Temptations, crank that bird walk. Then there are dances such as 'My Dougie', the stanky leg, the booty-do and so on. Are these dances legitimate? Are these dances all the rave at our local Jr. High schools? When will it stop? The future is grim for any future dance move to be made because it looks as if we're clusterfucked when it comes time for family get togethers. I know damn well that my grandmother will not 'Crank that Bird walk' nor she does have a 'Dougie'. Maybe this is all some humiliating ruse by Flava Flav...yeah, that's what it is...since his ass looks like a real live Blackface, we all should act like one.
For the record, I've chosen to sign all my blog posts as Joan Clayton because I've never idenified with any ficition character before. From her loud, silly and sometimes annoying personilty to her personal relationship issues. And yes, I do think the display picture embodies every word in the human dictionary one would use to descibe Tracee Ellis Ross. And Sinclair James as well. But the blogger in front on this screen is in fact an African American woman. I'm all of 20 and single. My whereabouts are irrelevant to this blog or my dating life. Or lack there of. But I do hope that you enjoy!